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tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

(via hi)

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prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

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unimpressed2chainz:

(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen

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lodubimvloyaar:

Children Read To Shelter Cats To Soothe Them

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Also good for the kids. They encourage having slow readers read to the family pets. A dog will listen to a kid read a whole book one damn sssyl-la——-ble at a time, and it will never get frustrated, or correct their pronunciation, or start playing Angry Bird because it can’t stand listening to the slowness any more. The dog will look at the kid approvingly, because, human. Human is talking. Human is interacting.

So this is a great win-win.

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purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

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"Soulmates aren’t the ones who make you happiest, no. They’re instead the ones who make you feel the most. Burning edges and scars and stars. Old pains and pangs, captivation and beauty. Strain and shadows and worry and yearning. Sweetness and madness and dreamlike surrender. They hurl you into the abyss. They taste like hope."

— Victoria Erickson (via warpsex)

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The lost princess had returned.

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